Purdue Pharma Reports Opioid Deaths Falling Short Of Quarter

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STAMFORD, CT—Lamenting that the numbers were much lower than the company had anticipated, Purdue Pharma officials reported Monday that deaths from opioids had fallen well short of their quarterly goals. “For the third straight quarter, we’ve experienced a disappointing and underwhelming quantity of deaths among…

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Purdue Pharma Reports Opioid Deaths Falling Short Of Quarterly Goals
 
Purdue Pharma Reports Opioid Deaths Falling Short Of Quarterly Goals
 

STAMFORD, CT—Lamenting that the numbers were much lower than the company had anticipated, Purdue Pharma officials reported Monday that deaths from opioids had fallen well short of their quarterly goals. “For the third straight quarter, we’ve experienced a disappointing and underwhelming quantity of deaths among…

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