Rahm Emanuel Breaks Ground On New Jason Van Dyke Police Acad

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CHICAGO—Praising the strength and composure the former officer displayed throughout his trial and sentencing, Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel broke ground Thursday on the city’s newly approved Jason Van Dyke Police Academy. “Today, we remember a brave officer, father, and friend, who was taken from us far too soon when he…

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Rahm Emanuel Breaks Ground On New Jason Van Dyke Police Academy
 
Rahm Emanuel Breaks Ground On New Jason Van Dyke Police Academy
 

CHICAGO—Praising the strength and composure the former officer displayed throughout his trial and sentencing, Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel broke ground Thursday on the city’s newly approved Jason Van Dyke Police Academy. “Today, we remember a brave officer, father, and friend, who was taken from us far too soon when he…

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