Impolite Arrogant Woman
This whole fantastic greasy ball of wax
Keeping the market for American cheese alive
We daresay it’s quite the read
There’s no emoji to accompany this
4 ways the role of a journalist has evolved
A jaw-dropping Chinese hardware hack
More puking than in a Roman vomitorium
Merrick Garland is going to write a really good memoir one day
Grossly incomplete, unfair to the American public
Pick your poison
Routines to get us all through this week
6 steps to a successful broadcast segment
Another day, another hell of a story
5,000 words of stream-of-conscious entertainment
Sorry if you had mushrooms for breakfast
Good luck to the internet this week
Good writing is the best revenge
A hearty exercise in expectation-lowering
It’s always a mistake when raisins are involved
There are now more than 6 PR pros for every journalist
Crazytown Part 2
‘Doubling down’ doesn’t quite capture it
NO WHITE NATIONALISTS AFTER LABOR DAY
Saying what you should hear
This is so cool...I mean, so hot
Total made-up crap
WU TANG KILLER BEES
When you spook someone into publishing
Guns are making public gatherings impossible
The 2 major differences that separate PR and marketing
Seriously though, is everyone OK?
Very literary, very garbage
Opening expired cans of talking points
I legit did not see this coming
Free guide: How to seamlessly integrate social media into your PR efforts
Will not make you feel better
Consider the possibility we are led by idiots
It said ‘DO NOT CONGRATULATE’ (in all caps)
Only two females left to save the species
The best story you're going to read all week
Today in Kafka
The thing everyone will talk about today
A colossal mind and a wonderful spirit
Well, I didn't see that coming
To infinity and beyond, but first try the iguana
Say hello to the new Muck Rack Blog
They found her
Your government is being run by online trolls
Explain these stories to your former self
Another documentary continues to unfold
Are we certain there's a theory?
with Hope Hicks in the role of Reese Witherspoon
200% less guarded than Noel and Liam combined
The universe likes to remind us of things we've forgotten
Hail our new mutant crayfish clone overlords
The word ‘grody’ is perfectly deployed
I’d bet against the president
The unbearable lameness of our times
Even my duck thinks this is beyond stupid
The tapeworm analogy is well used
If you needed another reason not to track your steps
Newswire services are outdated
Good on the Dutch!
Imagine a steely, yet nuanced, glare between Meryl and Nicole
Imagine being this clueless
The sun has no comment
Great writing on a topic I wish I’d never have to read
Soooo desperate to be relevant
The revolt came from inside the house
Flying my inner flag at half mast
You seriously can’t make this up...
Something something avocado toast and homeownership
The top 10 newspaper publications in the US
One obscenity at a time
A euphemism without the euphemism
Holy cow, that is a big delta
Tech definitely, definitely gets it, u guys
Truth. And consequences
It's raining undead iguanas
Take a beta blocker, then read this
Otherwise everything is very normal
Q: Is 2018 going to be as dumb as 2017?
Aaaaaaanndd 2018 is off to a cracking start
The 17 most popular Muck Rack posts in 2017
Tag your favorite Trump cold weather tweet
You emo about this?
An unlikely social media correspondent
What a story
It's finally here
The grandkids in Vermont are going to be disappointed
Fueled by drug crisis
While we were being cynical
The year of the poker face
Share this before they reveal themselves
How to build your professional PR network
There will be no throne
That’s going to leave a mark
Somewhere the Mooch is smiling
A good + eclectic list
Looks like the real thing this time
’Florida man’ comes for Uber!
Stop touching koalas
How social media changed public relations
This is so messy
A script for a Marx Brothers movie
Love 2 b hacked
They’re dropping like their flies!
The bonkers scale is officially broken
That's quite a headline
A very fun exercise
Jaw-dropping startup story of the day
Alright let’s do this
This is what happens when the crisis starts without you
All your idols are bad
There’s a lot to unpack here
This is a perfect post
What do you even tweet about a story like this?
A master class in criticism
The conundrum and ickiness
The scandal we deserve
Glad this nonsense is over with
Life comes at you weirdly
Pointless heartache in a world gone mad
Stop promising your clients media coverage
The full list of DNAinfo and Gothamist journalists to hire
It's all about the Rubles, baby
The swarm of the news media
Mood: seething and fuming
What looks like a fish usually smells like one
2017 keeps coming up with new ways to 2017
Now I’m ugly crying
The corporate criminal’s best friend
Yes, the best job in the world exists
The top 25 must-read public relations blogs
A $20 billion house of cards
The brilliance sneaks up on you
Like 5 swings of a bat
Bear content starting out very strong this week
There must be easier ways to get off the spaceship
So, this space station is crashing to Earth
Sooo much in this
Yes, it is just as weird as it sounds
I need many, many, many, many drinks
The Kremlin pivoted to video!
6 reasons you won't regret a journalism degree
A Mad Libs of cliches
The journalism here is relentless
Cleanup in aisle infinity
The real Trump administration scandal
A wild profile of an AI Godhead
The shilliest of the shills
OK, Alanis … Hit It!
Paging Aaron Sorkin
Can’t land your pitch?
McCain says ‘NO’
Sean Spicer is acting very strangely
It should scare everyone
Bob Mueller is playing hardball
The backstory and the blowback
A dumpster fire ruining people’s lives
More detail, fewer swears
Western political fever swamps
A long read about a goofy narcissist
Standing out in the storm
Who loves Game of Thrones? (Hint: Everyone)
95% of the island was destroyed
This is, uh, an adventure
We're drinking micro-plastics
Welcome to New Tronc City
Worth it for the Roy Rogers link alone
Not a classy move
Shaking up media
Obsessively reading this
For real this time, he's gonna pivot
Thanks for reading! (In defense of hate mail)
I need a stiff drink
Mirrors don't lie
Pivot to claps
While we were all staring at the sun
The tick-tock of all tick-tocks
Read this story about sloths
Wow, historians of the future
Listen up, America
Don't look away just yet
Let’s discard the fiction
The 2017 state of journalism on Twitter
Only medium-sized terrifying
The latest from New Jersey
The future of news is weird and cool
The greatest edition ever
My new favorite insult
The year the news became satire-proof
All you need to get from the internet today
Must be a fun place to work
Covfefe is for closers
In defense of Sean Spicer (And what PR pros can learn from him)
Wait for the show
Truth is so much stranger and scarier than fiction
Hot mic gets the scoop
You think you're a cool blog guy
This is working out nicely so far
Memes and rudeness
A lot to take in here
Kinda makes ya wonder
The scoops that got away
This week is already too much
Want local TV coverage? Here’s what not to do
It's almost embarrassing being an American
Milkshake Duck overstated his credentials
wtf my dudes
Well, this escalated quickly
It's raining shoes
Political reporting that's not cynical (rare)
Punch today in the face
We truly live in a post-IQ world
Your hot dogs are BORING
Fretting and frustrated by a free press
Leaks vs. reporting in the age of Trump
Important porcupine lovemaking details
The most 2017 headline ever
Brief, thrilling, chilling
This is great/horrible
You're going to want to read this…
Can you imagine if this guy were president?
The palace intrigues begin
You always knew it would end this way
Ignoring a malignancy isn't a cure
I work in PR. Should I go to grad school?
Disgusted that I needed to write this
Updates from Virginia and London
Cabinet pays homage to dear leader
Just when you thought it couldn't get more fascinating
A blockbuster day of testimony
The world is complicated
When in doubt, blame the internet
The media has a PR problem: how can it be fixed
Maybe if they renamed it the Paris-Trump Accord
Some weird dystopian glitch-world
Oh boy, here goes the news cycle
A Trump-free Daily (almost)
Politicians vs. reporters
It doesn't add up
Blabbermouth of the world
This is bananas
We're in the upside down world
Straight from the journalist’s mouth: 10 tips to help you with your media outreach
'It's Jared. About your pricey anti-missile system…'
It is now officially pouring
Bombshell du jour
It’s just mind-blowing
Fake but accurate
I didn't know you could troll yourself, and yet
Here come the leaks…
Emperor sacks top spy
Literally this is fine
The best post-election liberal-media-elite autopsy you'll ever read
CBS veteran Bob Schieffer answers a gloomy question: When will print newspapers die?
What about the real people
We live in interesting times
This social media thing might catch on
Peak American vapidity
Toasted journalism, roasted Trump
I thought it would be easier
Keeping him from doing crazy things
Excruciating, but probably necessary
Fightin' the powers that be
There are some jaw droppers in here
An unreal lack of decorum
This is reporting, ladies and gentlemen
The bluntest lead yet
You're too busy
Hits you right in the Monday feels
Being upset over golf outings
Dead man walking (the plank)
Classic swamp drainer dialogue right here
The metaphor that is the White House Easter egg roll
Lovers, haters and robots
60 Minutes correspondent Lesley Stahl on journalism’s new rules of engagement
'There's no common ground'
War of all against all
Don't ever underestimate teenagers. Or journalism.
Equal opportunity dopes
Our swamp overfloweth...
24: Snitch Another Day
This will not be good PR for clowns
ABC: Always Be Campaigning
You're not paranoid
AAAHHHHHHHHH: A Short Essay
No haters here: Eight PR pros & journalists on building better relationships
'Trump Got To Sit In A Big Boy Truck'
A greatest hits of falsehoods
Clearly the greatest C.I.A. plot
All the president's tweets
Brick-hard words and a jagged-glass wit
Commas carry consequences
Gambling boats, mobsters & Trump's lawyer
In an era of non-stop crazy news, this stands out.
That's-a spicy headline!
Stuck the landing.
How bloggers can avoid the fake news bubble
So cute, so vicious, so radioactive
Your uneasy delight is appropriate.
The hardest job in Washington.
Your TV may be listening.
As the Trump turns.
Sweatpants in public
If your head is spinning now, you're not alone.
Twitter, not for amateurs
LaLa Land News
Here’s how ‘the media’ really works
I'm not a lawyer but
Escape is a mere 40 light years away
The undisputed king of all media
Another headline from an alternate universe
Of all the shady things
It didn’t go well
You can put away your bromance headlines now.
These are news stories.
There is zero chance we are going to move on
Journalism's Biggest Night
A guide for journalists covering protests
I'm sure there's nothing creepy about this.
Today in Alternate Reality
'To be clear, this is actually happening'
Journalism is a strange place right now
Inside the mind of Steve Bannon
Up is down, nothing is real, etc.
The bureaucrats are revolting
3 important things to know before you pitch a freelance journalist
Easily disprovable lie
Only read this if you're feeling strong.
Talk about American carnage...
The system has failed
Curses, broiled again
Putin praises Russia's sex workers
Eight Roadblocks to Successful PR
Something is definitely up
Mexico should just buy Twitter
Band together, journalists
Exclusive: We're all going to die
I really should be on this list
There will be no step 2
The 10 most popular Muck Rack posts in 2016
100% fake, not false/mistaken
It never seems to end, this 2016
Friday Xmas truth bomb
Does Donald Trump hate beards?
Maybe don't be in Congress
Is there literally nothing that can shame you?
Get ready for a wild Christmas
A holiday gift guide for the PR industry professional
John Glenn: American badass
The United States is good and truly f*cked
What an actual conspiracy looks like
I'm afraid to get too attached
how to beat Donald Trump
What a tangled web we have woven
Does this haircut make me look like a Nazi?
Ivanka Trump: Just like Daddy
The 20th century is now officially over
5 steps to a stress free holiday for PR pros
ProPublica's evil twin
The wind is a very deceiving thing
I don't want to hurt the Clintons
Real cash for my fake journalists, firing squads for my real journalists
Octopus in the parking garage
The market for news is broken
A brutal day to cap off the worst year ever
This is so bleak
Zuckerberg is a spineless phony
Journalists weight in on what works and doesn't at media events
“A sexual predator who lost the popular vote”
Nerds who don't know how to play the game
The Day After
Mazel Tov Cocktails
Scoop! Only thing bigger than Obama? Beyoncé
CORRECTION: October Surprise? More Like November Nothingburger
October Surprise? More Like November Nothingburger
American Horror Story: Election
The one thing you should never ask a reporter prior to an interview
Wait for it ...
Join us on Twitter for #MuckRackCafe starting in ten minutes!
Black Mirror, more Wikileaks ruin a perfectly good weekend
A startling break with American democratic tradition
"Peanut butter is better than fire-bombing"
Steaks, burgers and the smell of failure
"So proud to be a journalist"
The ABCs of tweeting your way to PR success
'Full end game Roman Empire'
Urban legends, hoaxes and Trump
The One Thing You Should Never Ask a Reporter
Power down your phones. Now! This is not a drill.
"Jesus Christ" is trending, but not for the reason you think...
We watched porn on our first day at CNN
"Somebody Needs To Introduce Mike Pence To His Running Mate"
McDonald's, fight, raccoon, internet, Canada
Three things PR employees need to stop doing
B E N G H A(licia Machado) Z I
*Actual* illegal (and hypocritical) business dealing
Trump is loud even w the sound off
These journalists don't want your gift guide pitches
Law of unintended consequences, Exhibit MMMMCMXCIX
On board the only airborne plane on 9/11
This isn't Jeopardy, Gary Johnson
Nine things that make PR people want to cry 😭
TIL America really loves taco trucks
Zika fight starts killing bees
No wall after all? Trump goes to Mexico
Huma, tell him, boy, bye (and she did)
Remember Pizza Rat? Those were innocent days
Today, Anne Frank is a Syrian girl
Pardon me, making my way to the new Earth
Maybe time to go back to typewriters
Americans accidentally invaded Canada yesterday
The three things PR bosses should STOP doing
The Clinton Foundation has to go
Basically the plot of an 80s buddy movie
Warning: Pot makes you mean to your pets
This is the best Pokémon Go story, ever
How, how, how is this real
We regret to rain on today's reply-all parade
We could all use a Cold War chill pill
Yes, a man tried to scale Trump Tower
A tale of two rallies gone awry
Do we only love refugees when they're Olympians?
A tale of 3 PR career paths
Just try to stop GIFing this gymnast
Tough to read at times, but do it
Things are not fine, everything's on fire
Booting babies = new kissing babies
How you get to the “lesser of two evils”
Balloons had a moment last night
Game on (and pressure's on) for Hill
Yes, you are living a Don DeLillo novel
Vermont ends it all
This is the Gettysburg of the culture wars
Do journalists need to answer their emails?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus for VP -- jk, it's Tim Kaine
Revenge is best served on live TV
Make America drink again?
A cavalcade of derp
Basically a war on the parody industry
Stop this week, we want off
Not much susPence
2016 is now one long facepalm
It's official ... goodbye primary
The Pokemon was us all along
Sorry, media. PR can do better.
No one wanted this
Major trigger warning
Old Boys Network of news strikes again
Clinton's cloud-to-silver lining ratio
Splodey heads gonna 'splode
Holy mail chimp!
Arsonists never carry water
Nah nah nah, hey EU
Meet Boris 'lolnothingmatters' Johnson
PR pros vs. journalists: a pet peeve showdown
You Brexit, you bought it
If you think OITNB is exaggerated, read this
The revolution was just Periscoped
Brazil literally killed its own Olympic mascot
LeBron keeps his promise
Emoji gun control
Fido comforts Orlando
Trumpling our press freedoms
This is how easy it is to get an assault rifle
Like in Charleston, a sanctuary violated
Wait, what? "I can't get a PR pro to call me back"
You down with TPP? Yeah, you know me.
BREAKING (but not surprising)
Binders full of my African Americans
When you’re 21 and in your 2nd campus shooting
The real 800-pound viral gorilla
When retweets lead to prison
For the 1.2 million who died for us
How NOT to pitch us: hilarious tweets from real journos
My billionaire is better than your billionaire
Peter Thiel! Love that guy!
TFW a story just falls into your lap
Oh, what a tangled web: Trump's weave
These guys look like Bond villains
This, real talk, is stunning
Awaiting the Kim Jong-Un/Trump hairdo summit
Not Gouda news
Hot takes now 23-characters hotter
Sliding into your inbox on a Sunday
The silent T in LGBT
The bid to win worst human ever
Today in "access journalism is effed"
Senate GOP to Facebook: *poke*
Today in Facebook runs the media
Florida Man to waste vote
Why we should not predict the future
So much for a contested convention
What is even happening anymore
Bitcoin's creator has a(nother) name
Bloomberg unmasked Tyler Durden
Lucifer in the Flesh-Fiorina 2016
Political equivalent of student pulling fire alarm
The worst part of sports Twitter
Lamest tag team since High Energy
Even NASA digs Prince
What it sounds like when doves cry
Aw yeah, precinct-level data!
What gets you kicked off a plane
This just in: Pulitzers, secrecy and loose lips
A ranking of candidates by pizza slice
Every. Kobe. Shot. Ever.
The El Chapo of Octopuses?
Should I change my name to Donald?
File this one under "Incredibly Unsurprising"
The next 24 hours could change Britain
Whole lot more than "misconduct," Hastert
Makes Spotlight look like yesterday's news
Check yo vik before you Reykjavik
Get used to this term: The Panama Papers
Happy "ugh why did I leave my house today" day!
Get 'em, girls
Did the AP collaborate with the Nazis?
Apple won, the FBI won, and everyone lost?
Georgia guv drops the mic
Obama pulled this off while dancing in Argentina
NFL = Notorious Flaming Liars
What a blurry photo of the bomber tells us
Brussels, our thoughts are with you
Here's to a decade of 140 character soundbites
How to retain female employees in just three easy steps
A special St. Paddy's Day speakeasy
This should go over well with the GOP base
Trump does his own hair (so that explains it)
Counting down Obama's last months
Is Breitbart afraid of Trump?
The state of our union is ... ugly
Eat a Sanders-sized stack of humble pie
Bloomberg opts not to be 2016 Perot
When a presidential contest goes "bats--- crazy"
Trump defends the size of his, umm, digits
Uh oh, Hillary
The screaming of the Christies
It's Super Tuesday! But WTF does that mean?
Hollywood is sorority racist
Remember how fun the Internet used to be
Scalia's final hours ripped from Da Vinci Code
POTUS turned BLOTUS on SCOTUS
World's greatest dancing 106-year-old
Meanwhile, aboard the papal airliner
Forget Supreme Court. This is the fight to watch.
How VIP do we gotta get?
Congress gonna vape vape vape vape vape
This is worse than plagiarism
El Bloombito 2016
We need 15,000 words on Eli's face
The wife who wasn't really dead
#BlackLivesMatter for mayor
The Intercept got Glassed (Blair'd?)
I want to believe Punxsutawney Phil
Clean water for me, not for thee
No word on a dad-bod Ken
So, that ended predictably bad
And the James O'Keefe Award goes to ...
A lot of money for doing nothing wrong
The request isn't "Give blacks all the awards"
Kremlin spokesman shows gift for understatement
Hate it when planets lurk
Oh no, Carlos Danger is now a movie
Currently prancing around the house to this
Cancer, the real-world Voldemort
Obama so close to going full Coach Taylor
Super PAC money tossed into dumpster fire
The stars look very different today
Seeking comment from D-Money, Smoothie and Shifty
In Missouri, sex is a gift
Did the world just get more dangerous?
A welcome start to raccoons of 2016
Should auld acquaintance be insult
Affluenza is apprehenda
No more martyrs, no more hashtags
Typo leads to Christmas miracle
All you can do is LOL
One less at the kiddie table
Chuck Hagel: Not a fan of Obama's Syria
Awful person gets comeuppance awfully fast